pbsnature:

Newborn snow monkeys are full of energy and curiosity. (It’s a good thing mothers are patient!) Watch a clip from ‘Snow Monkeys,’ airing on Nature on PBS Wednesday, April 23: http://youtu.be/A4WzpZzb_jA

pbsnature:

Newborn snow monkeys are full of energy and curiosity. (It’s a good thing mothers are patient!) Watch a clip from ‘Snow Monkeys,’ airing on Nature on PBS Wednesday, April 23: http://youtu.be/A4WzpZzb_jA

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Nope but i wish i did

Nope but i wish i did

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My future

My future

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My mornings

My mornings

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jacove:

calm-collected2012:

The REAL Trill Clinton


Bang bang

jacove:

calm-collected2012:

The REAL Trill Clinton

Bang bang

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ineyesofkim:

Loudest fucking track of 2014 😂

ineyesofkim:

Loudest fucking track of 2014 😂

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veriknawty:

Vitiligo is fascinating. Each person has their own unique style….

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thepleasureprinciple:

crissle:

bitteroreo:

dynastylnoire:

mysstique2cus:

dynastylnoire:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

I’m a traitor to my generation. I never had any but it’s not my fault. My mom never bought them.

You didn’t miss anything but diabetes, sis.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

the bolded.

cookies dipped in icing? parents didn’t give a fuck in the 90s.

This was my shit.

Yessss I miss them!

beam-meh-up-scotty:

thepleasureprinciple:

crissle:

bitteroreo:

dynastylnoire:

mysstique2cus:

dynastylnoire:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

I’m a traitor to my generation. I never had any but it’s not my fault. My mom never bought them.

You didn’t miss anything but diabetes, sis.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

the bolded.

cookies dipped in icing? parents didn’t give a fuck in the 90s.

This was my shit.

Yessss I miss them!



This is stupid. Its a nice shot but if thrown i the oven all the cookies are gonna spread out and make one big ass cookie. Now Im not opposed to having a big ass cookie if thats the intent but clearly that isn’t if if was then why separate them at all? Why not just make on big ass cookie dough ball. But what do i know imma dick head lol.

This is stupid. Its a nice shot but if thrown i the oven all the cookies are gonna spread out and make one big ass cookie. Now Im not opposed to having a big ass cookie if thats the intent but clearly that isn’t if if was then why separate them at all? Why not just make on big ass cookie dough ball. But what do i know imma dick head lol.

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This is stupid. Its a nice shot but if thrown i the oven all the cookies are gonna spread out and make one big ass cookie. Now Im not opposed to having a big ass cookie if thats the intent but clearly that isn’t if if was then why separate them at all? Why not just make on big ass cookie dough ball. But what do i know imma dick head lol.

This is stupid. Its a nice shot but if thrown i the oven all the cookies are gonna spread out and make one big ass cookie. Now Im not opposed to having a big ass cookie if thats the intent but clearly that isn’t if if was then why separate them at all? Why not just make on big ass cookie dough ball. But what do i know imma dick head lol.

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beam-meh-up-scotty:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I will do all this i love her to death but if she touches my fries im cutting her hand off.


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beam-meh-up-scotty:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I will do all this i love her to death but if she touches my fries im cutting her hand off.

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dynastylnoire:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

trigger warnings for everything. my God

This cant be serious.

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